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petthetoast Slave of Ahlecktx
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Joined: Jul 2009 Gender: Female  Posts: 13 Karma: -9,001 |  | This is Real. « Thread Started on Jul 21, 2009, 9:53pm » | |
"But Ahlecktx..." I wined, wagging my fluffy wolf tail. "Please.. Don't do this to her.. She's only 10..." He looked at me then. And I saw, Deep in those velvety blue eyes, the eyes of a true... Well... Murderous bastard. "Well crap," I thought "At least I tried!"
He proceeded to raep that poor girl. Her name was Atari.
At first, I willed myself not to look... But as he put his thingy in her you-know-wat...I couldn't help myself. It was.. Odd, to say the least. His thing thing looked like a bottle nose dolphin with a ruptured appendix. It looked as if it had several large oven mitts on. Acidic waste proceeded to spray everywhere..including my face. Oh, never mind. It was just cum.
Atari, exhausted, fell to the ground, panting. "Arf!" I yipped. "Are you okay?"
Slowly, she turned her muzzle to me, she blinked once, and I saw that the flame of life in her, finally flickered out...
"Ahlecktx! I know you have anger issues but...Why would you do that?" I whimpered. Feeling rage mode swell within me."Well you see" He said matter of factly "I loved her, and she's not dead, she's meditating on how much I just rocked her world."
"Oh" I thought. Simmering down."Learn something new everyday!"
And so...
Ahlecktx and I walked off into the sunset. "My darling" he said slowly, looking at me with a gentle expression. "Are you a good swimmer? Do you want to go for a swim?" He grabbed me by the scruff of the neck.
"Not this again..."
Ahlecktx: :3 *throws*
"FAAAAUUUCK!"
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Joined: Dec 2004 Gender: Female  Posts: 189 Location: Houton, TX Karma: 999 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #1 on Jul 21, 2009, 9:59pm » | |
What is this on my rp site? D:< Get off you hoolagin! BANNED
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Joined: Jul 2009 Gender: Female  Posts: 13 Karma: -9,001 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #2 on Jul 21, 2009, 10:00pm » | |
Jul 21, 2009, 9:59pm, Atari wrote:What is this on my rp site? D:< Get off you hoolagin! BANNED
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WELL f*ck YOU M8.
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Joined: Dec 2004 Gender: Female  Posts: 189 Location: Houton, TX Karma: 999 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #3 on Jul 21, 2009, 10:06pm » | |
HEY no cursing in this site! >: ( I don't know what M8 means but I'll assume it's troll for bitch so I-I'll ban you so hard!!!
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Joined: Jul 2009 Gender: Female  Posts: 13 Karma: -9,001 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #4 on Jul 21, 2009, 10:07pm » | |
Jul 21, 2009, 10:06pm, Atari wrote:| HEY no cursing in this site! >: ( I don't know what M8 means but I'll assume it's troll for bitch so I-I'll ban you so hard!!! |
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I could have sworn you said BANG ME SO HARD.
Will it make my ancestors dizzy, dear Goddess wolfiya?
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Joined: Dec 2004 Gender: Female  Posts: 189 Location: Houton, TX Karma: 999 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #5 on Jul 21, 2009, 10:22pm » | |
YES D:< and im not a furry btw
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Joined: Jul 2009 Gender: Female  Posts: 13 Karma: -9,001 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #6 on Jul 21, 2009, 10:37pm » | |
Jul 21, 2009, 10:22pm, Atari wrote:| YES D:< and im not a furry btw |
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I would never DREAM of calling you a furry... My immortal, beautiful, omnipotent Goddess.. After my master, you are the one and only true being that I, Toast, will ever behold as a God...
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Joined: Dec 2004 Gender: Female  Posts: 189 Location: Houton, TX Karma: 999 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #7 on Jul 21, 2009, 11:43pm » | |
Petthetoast barely missed the water, landing on the pavement while people started to scream. The pavement turned out to be an ugly passerby, thus breaking her fall.
"Owie, well at least he didn't sing a whole new world this time"
Aylctx on the roof hummed a tune boom boom pish and went down the building to go off and reak moar havok. While Atari who had stolen the cell phone from under the pay phone procedded to make the hardest call of her doggie life because she had no fingers you know.
"Aylx! Don't-Don't you dare throw that car- oh too late. No don't cut that guy in- darn it alyx it's everywhere. Sorry sir here's you face back. " Toast said as she chased after Alyx.
Just then a bolt of blue electricity came out of nowhere and hit Alyx. It was boom boom pish Cole!
"Alyx! Stop destroying manhatten! That's no gewd!" And hit alyx with another lightening bolt.
"Grrr Cole you've beaten me with liegerie and now you want another win? You scawndrel!" and lept onto cole, his blade arm unshealted.
Atari was on the road cheering on Cole. Toast threw a arm at her. "You dummy! You know Alyx could rip him in two!" "Nein frauline" Atari said. "because this time Cole has a secret weapon!"
Cole yelled Alyx has no good thoughts! Alyx blinked and suddenly the peace and quiet fairy came out!
"Noooo! Not peace and quiet!! My one weakness!" and Alyx flew into the water and didn't jump back out.
So once again the day was saved by Cole and his lightening rods!" Everyone stared at Cole. "My hands you perverts! Jeez"
But what happend to Alyx? What will happend to Toast? If we delay much longer they might turn into gaint butterflies! D:
The End
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Joined: Jul 2009 Gender: Female  Posts: 13 Karma: -9,001 |  | Re: This is Real. « Reply #8 on Jul 22, 2009, 12:53pm » | |
Uhh... 'lightning rods?' Are you meaning to imply he has moar then one meat stick?
Also instead of ban hammering me, you made me a mod.
I see what you did there...
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